No, this is why women survive longer than men.
WHAT. NO. STOP.
Natural selection is coming for you
what even are cats
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
Sitting in chair with penis
the last one killed me
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
here’s a photoset of some of my favorite adam sandler outfits